its friiiiiiiiday. it's truthfully saturday morning but i post date these blogs w/the right date for each day. ya its my blog & i'll blog how the fuck i want to. wow. im so cranky right now. im like caffeine crashing & sleep deprived. its me against the fobs so i choose not to go back to the room until they are snoring away. i know they thinking im "gallvanting" & too AMERICAN or something. but earlier i extended an olive branch & brought back 2 sundaes from mickey D's when i had dinner all by lonesome. it was the best part of my day. they all wanted to eat greasy filipino food again. im like hello there is more to life than filipino food, variety? try it sometime. i swear its like fobs cant fxn w/o ulam & rice at every fucking meal. i mean intend to leave here the same weight i arrive with. & i like a variation of what greasy foods i consume. there i go shit talkin again. but i stayed in the room today all by myself for a good 2 hours. i was so fucking happy. like back flipping crazy cartwheeling happy. you dont even understand. but oh ok back to the olive branch. yes being the NICE person that i am, i brought them back sundae's from mcdo, cuz they were bitching & craving them last night. see how nice i am. gawwshhh. im amazing. oh the funniest side note, i was waiting for my "sundae's" @ mcdo & the mexiCAN dude who was baggin them putting my order together kept saying, "2 saturdaze, 2 sad-durrr-dazes, here are your sadddd-durrrr-daze" instead of saying sundae's. hahahaha. i was like why is he mumbling, it's friday then it clicked, oh shit did this thick mexican accented guy make a pun. a play on words? it was like seein a unicorn. it was so lil but fuckin brilliant, i mean i couldnt even make that up if i tried. touche mexican dude. oh & since this mcdo was by the airport there was some french tourist kinda clean cut baby faced guy from amelie type guy also eating at mcdo too & he busted out his camera taking pictures of the beverage dispenser. like not just one but a couple. i shoulda offered to take a cheesy pix of him posing by it or a "candid" of him getting a drink. i totally knew what he was thinking, "oh this is why americans are fatasses." i betcha he posted that picture up on his blog with that except same caption. damn only if i knew it....... well ya i brought them back their sundaes then bounced from the room cuz i hate spending time w/them @ especially this time of nite. they remind me of my tita's who i try to avoid @ family fxns because i kno they are like ticking time bombs running their mouthes off at any time and say very inappropriate things right in front of my face which is sooo directed to me but they have this skill where its still indirect. i cant fullly describe it but thats the best way i could put it. its like shit at least wait til my back is turned and talk about me behind my back. ok enough of that, i know youre still laughin about "2 sad-durrr-daze" story. my eyeballs are so dry it hurts to keep them open. ima go rip my eyes out, shower & hit the sack cuz tomorrow we start 1 hour earlier. FUCK MY LIFE. gn.
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