i cant believe

my ass is awake this early. actually i've been up since 6, AM that is. and how do i know that? my grandpa has this talking clock that says the time on the hour, that's how. like all of a sudden i'll hear, "it is now 5 o'clock" in a robotic he/she voice. i thought it was cool at first, then laughable now its bordering annoying. but ya. now im up i cant go back. we'll see what morning programming has to offer as i get some breakfast w/joe. i thought you coffee heads might like this. since ima dumbass and dont know how the hell to order coffee at those fancy cafe's where people wear those fancy berets and smoke skinny cigarettes. haha. i joke, do people still do that? good morning.